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Mar 25, 2007 16:21:09 GMT -5
Post by Roxanne Carter on Mar 25, 2007 16:21:09 GMT -5
Roxy burst out laughing along with Trish, as the apple cider went everywhere. She pulled out her wand and gave it a quick wave, causing the liquid to disappear. "Well Trish, maybe it's a love/hate relationship. You know what they say, you always bug the person you like" she said, winking and giving her nudge.
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Mar 26, 2007 5:49:24 GMT -5
Post by Tyler Dias on Mar 26, 2007 5:49:24 GMT -5
The grapes had been pegging him, as often as he could see, while he had put his arms up to block them so they'd miss the target and go zooming past. At least there was something else to look forward to seeing now; someone to step on them, squeezing the juices out and slipping across the hard floor. Anything or even getthing sticky. What trish was saying was no surprise to him; not even too blunt because he completely agreed again and didn't argue with Roxy though he couldn't laugh as heartily as they were. "that's a wrong relationship...it would never go between us!" Choosing to roll his eyes instead, he practically shuddered and held a horrified expression to overexaggerate his point. After a moment, he moved to sit beside trish on purpose and giving her a look of pure adoration; a gaze that came out of nowhere. She'd probably dismiss it and be uncaring to it but he made himself continue since he felt like joking with her now. "yea well, i know you think i'm special, just not in that way..and don't tell me that i'm only wishing because you know...what Roxy says is true? You always bug the person you like. The feeling can be somewhere 'deep' down? So what if i told you i really really liked you Trish? and that i wanted you to be with me? and when you'll have reason not to simply say no straight away? you can't say there's no chance unless you tried?" He was deliberately intending for her to either freak out then slap him, stare and move away, be totally disgusted and gag or choke or ultimately do something he could never imagine and which would stun him. Just like her giggling had, which was presently a 'scarring' memory, causing him to feel like 'mammoths had run over him'. Inside, he had guessed he'd leave this hall for a gag fest sooner than later since it was obvious it sickened them both and he couldn't keep this up for long anyway. Thankfully, on both parts. ooc: yes i know, which is why i wrote lots for you to read and go insane by too...besides, on a selfish note, i was bored.
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Mar 26, 2007 17:37:58 GMT -5
Post by Patricia Tran on Mar 26, 2007 17:37:58 GMT -5
Trish blinked at Tyler staring blankly at him. Then her face broke out into a grin and she said dramatically in sighing, dreamy voice, "Oh Tyler..." Trish moved her face closer to Tyler at an uncomfortably close distance, but just when she was about to move in, SPLAT! Tyler's blonde head was mostly covered in whipped cream and a bit of pie filling. "...you're so full of bullsh*t!" finished Trish staring at Tyler's shocked face with satisfaction.
Trish had discreetly taken a cream pie from the area on the table behind her so Tyler wouldn't notice anything as she distractedly moved her face closer to his.
"So, pie anyone?" asked Trish with a bright smile as she took another pie from the table and began slicing a piece onto a plate meanwhile leaving Tyler to his own thoughts.
OOC: Not nearly as long your post, Tyler, but it's satisfying nevertheless...
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Mar 26, 2007 21:53:17 GMT -5
Post by Roxanne Carter on Mar 26, 2007 21:53:17 GMT -5
Roxy just sat there, looking between the two and grinning as she watched their entertaining antics. She watched in suspense as she saw Trish carefully pick up the cream pie and slide it behind her back, then splat! "Oh my god! I didn't think you'd actually do it" she exclaimed, jaw dropped and all. "But now that you mention it, I'd love some pie.." she added, taking her finger across Tyler's face and licking the icing off of it.
ooc: hilarious.. both of you! encore encore! *throws roses*
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Mar 27, 2007 11:31:53 GMT -5
Post by Tyler Dias on Mar 27, 2007 11:31:53 GMT -5
The whipped cream was still fresh and cold to his relief, not dripping in thick streaks down his face and onto his shirt. He had been indeed shocked and had done nothing but stared at Trish the entire time from the moment she had leant in to be uncomfortably close, to the second the pie went on him.
His response was slow and blank because he didn't know what to do immediately, sitting in the daze until a cool finger stroked off the whipped cream on his cheek and he looked up to see Roxy licking her finger clean and savouring the taste. As he watched her to do that, a smirk regrew on his face and he winked at her from behind Trish's back since Trish, being Trish, had returned to being occupied with another pie.
"you know you shouldn't have said that Trish, now wouldn't it be nice for you to lick this off me like you so want to?" Shifting again, he reached over and swiftly pushed the pie away from Trish's perimeter and moved her like a puppet before half jumping out of his seat to hug her from behind so she couldn't fight him off so easily. Speaking to her ear in a smooth voice to make her more sickened, he was actually making a terribly distraught and pained face but she couldn't see and he bore with it just to make her annoyed. He hadn't even cleaned himself and that was another intention, he'd wait to see what else she'd come up with that wasn't too mean and yet was equally disturbing.
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Mar 27, 2007 17:16:29 GMT -5
Post by Patricia Tran on Mar 27, 2007 17:16:29 GMT -5
Trish turned her head toward Tyler and brought her face closer to his- as close she could get anyways, and leered at him. She then licked the bit of whip cream and filling off his cheek and grinned, "Yum... Chocolate cream pie," she said fondly savoring the taste.
Trish laughed at the horrified look on his face. "You told me to lick it off!" laughed Trish. "Now Dias, how about a little space? I'm feeling a bit violated from the hugging and the disturbingly intimate whispering!" said Trish and she stomped on his foot and elbowed him in the gut causing him to keel over in pain. "Thank you!" said Trish with finality and with proper table etiquette, she tucked a large handkerchief around her neckline to serve as a bib, sliced a medium-sized bite of her pie and chewed it daintily with her mouth closed.
OOC: Daph: Hey Tyler, this is Daph from the other site! Lol (I kicked Trish off to do this to you...TeeHee!)
Trish: I'm editing it quite a bit using vocabulary I didn't even know I possessed as well as beating you up with pizzazz, but still leaving the licking bit from Daph because even though it's perturbing- it's simulataneously friggin' hilarious!
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Mar 27, 2007 17:26:32 GMT -5
Post by Roxanne Carter on Mar 27, 2007 17:26:32 GMT -5
ooc: god daph, i love you. that was amazing.. i dont think trish would have actually gone as far as licking it off, so good for you.
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Mar 28, 2007 3:57:37 GMT -5
Post by Tyler Dias on Mar 28, 2007 3:57:37 GMT -5
As for the hit where her elbow met his gut; it was hard. Much harder than he would have liked or thought and he did keel over slightly, releasing her in an instant to put his hand on the sore lightly but not paying attention to it so there was time to stare at her.
She had licked him and that would have been enough to keel over, but he really should've moved away in caution before recieving that combination of hits. Pain wasn't seeping in but he felt like being overdramatic and had happily keeled over to fall back in his previous seat, beside her. Presently trying his best to make his eyes watery so that she would have to eat under the pressure of his annoying begging and sorrowful look, he forgot what he was going to do because there had to be a change of plans now.
"I can't believe you Trish! So that cream pie is much more important?" Of course he knew the answer but he was trying desperately not to laugh his head off and paused, continuing when he could catch a breath that didn't want to start with laughter. "But a little space is all yours, since you don't accept my blatent violation." She had made him daring because he just wanted to do anything that was crazy and hardly acceptable during their jokes, even when he could see the consequences of making a wrong move and just never heeded it. Sighing as if he was truly saddened by her rejection, he swirved around in his place on the bench so he was leaning back against the table and looking into space with his elbows supporting and holding a cheeky grin. "...now Roxy can't lick it off my face though! damn you..."
Feeling sticky from the cream and her saliva, he took out his wand and pointed it at himself with a poker face and closed eyes. "Scourgify" He had cleaned himself with magic but really still felt like all that gunk was still there and banished the initiative to do something 'outrageous' once again, to let Trish eat to her heart's desire.
ooc: lmao, Daph that was just shocking...haha, i agree with Gin though. You, Trish? would never do such a thing. I should consider myself lucky for that lick but i won't push it. ;D It was hilarious.
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Mar 28, 2007 8:11:34 GMT -5
Post by Patricia Tran on Mar 28, 2007 8:11:34 GMT -5
OOC: Nope, I sure as hell wouldn't dare do anything like "licking" in fear of catching cooties and your garden variety of diseases that I can't even pronounce. I was thinking more along the lines of castration at the time, but that's probably not allowed. lol. Wait- "lucky for that lick"? What the heck is that suppose to mean?!
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Mar 28, 2007 12:14:38 GMT -5
Post by Roxanne Carter on Mar 28, 2007 12:14:38 GMT -5
Roxy smacked her head, but laughed all the same at the ridiculousness of the two. She patted Tyler on the back as he played out his injury a little to over dramatically, but she couldn't help but notice an arrogant smirk on Trish's face as she watched him. "Oh, you'll be fine.. suck it up princess" she told him, with a wink. "Is it so much to ask to have at least ONE normal dinner that doesn't resort to a food fight, sexual harrasement, or violence?" she added, looking between the two of them.
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Mar 28, 2007 12:42:54 GMT -5
Post by Tyler Dias on Mar 28, 2007 12:42:54 GMT -5
"Sexual harassment with HER...does not exist, i don't touch her..." He stopped playing out his little act and rolled his eyes as he spoke in a tone that meant complete disgust with the idea. His words may have been harsh but it wasn't like Trish cared about him, so it didn't matter; they were always kidding. Again, this was only overexaggeration and he knew he had touched her from that hug, but it was all it was and never going to be more; staying on the safe side of things with Trish before she murdered him in his sleep was a good thought. "But why would you want a normal dinner? It's much more fun this way, and SHE is the one who's being violent and i can't even hit him back. Anyway, being a 'princess' isn't that bad now that i think of it...." She called him that name, he didn't mind it but it did get on Trish's nerves if he made himself somewhat like a 'prude emo boy'....exactly her opinion, just compressed and compiled into 3 words. There must be hidden meaning though. "I'm just being crazy Roxy, what do you take me for? but i can't say you have been very active during our incessant bickering. Isn't it a pain?" Shaking his head, he looked up at her and smirked, speaking with mockery now. ooc: i meant what i said Trish, 'lucky for the lick but i won't push it' and i know, so many things you just don't want to mention huh? innuendos should come up soon, i'm waiting.
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FOOD!!!
Mar 28, 2007 17:59:38 GMT -5
Post by Daph was too lazy to log in on Mar 28, 2007 17:59:38 GMT -5
OOC: hey, its daph again......and Trish called you sex-deprived, not a prude...get it right dumb-ass....lol, really, i was joking! you're not a dumb-ass...well...nevermind.
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Mar 29, 2007 0:37:34 GMT -5
Post by Patricia Tran on Mar 29, 2007 0:37:34 GMT -5
Trish coughed and choked on her pie hearing Tyler contradict his previous actions consisting of “too close for comfort” groping around her midsection, “Already, I’m allergic to your bullsh*t,” said Trish feigning her hacking. Swallowing her bite, she added, “You know- one of these days, I’m gonna bang you up real good… Wait- that didn’t come out right...” said Trish wrinkling her nose in disgust, “Lemme rephrase that- I’m gonna slug the living daylights out of you if you persist your incessant nagging,” said Trish trying that sentence out loud and nodding her head deciding that no possible innuendos can be drawn from that. Trish agreed with Tyler, “Precisely- I’d have nothing to batter if I didn’t use him as my personal punching bag, all hard and and ready for the socking… And the best part is he just keeps coming back for more like the loyal mutt that he is!! Ain’t that right little bud?” said Trish petting Tyler on the head. Trish interjected to Tyler, “And you could hit back... but you’re just too much of a wussy princess… kinda makes the whole, “Thrash the Tyler game” a bit boring at times since you never seem to hit back.. I’d have more fun with a wall! At least it can handle my blows and leave me some proud battle wounds!” she quipped. OOC: Oh yeah! So many incoming innuendos, running through my mind- just wanting to pop out! But I think I’ll be mean and won’t give you the satisfaction of reading them on here! After all, you’re my b*tch, not the other way around . Lol! What Daph said I said!
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Post by Tyler Dias on Apr 2, 2007 5:53:56 GMT -5
"You were always allergic to me anyway." Tyler scoffed and didn't watch her feigned hacking but knew she was doing it; she'd do any kind of hacking to him physically if she was allowed and that much he knew for a fact.
"Slug the what? Trish didn't you know i was never alive, for all those times you put me through torture?" Sighing and acting indifferent to anything she was saying, he just continued to look at Roxy and spun his wand around between fingers, letting sparks fly dangerously. "You are just drawn to my 'incessant nagging' though. Now wouldn't you like to just admit to 'banging me up real good one of these days' Trish? I mean, it came out of your mouth that way so..."
Nodding slowly as if he cared, he finally burst out laughing again, for a few seconds before recomposing himself and leaning forward, his elbows off the table and resting on his knees. "I'm sorry, i should hit back next time but i don't think you'd like it. And what's wrong with being a princess anyway? Just because you aren't...but do you want to be a wussy princess like me? Being 'realistic' now? I can't believe i just said that but whatever."
Hanging his head and hiding a mischievious grin; his eyes were gleaming with plan though it was unnecessary to execute any games he liked to play, right then. "Why should we hit each other though? that just proves Roxy's point about the love, hate relationship. We'd be touching each other too Trish. You sure you want that?"
ooc: aw man, that's just harsh, i should be given the liberty to see or hear your innuendos more often! lmao you're supposed to let your mind take the course and since it's wanting to pop out..?
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Apr 2, 2007 12:56:53 GMT -5
Post by Patricia Tran on Apr 2, 2007 12:56:53 GMT -5
Trish snorted, "BS! You were to alive through all the torture! The point of me torturing you is to hear your agonizing screams! It's no fun if you're dead!" sighing she filled up her glass of apple cider and drank it, but then spat it out in Tyler's direction making him look like a wet sewer rat when he suggested that Trish had the hots for him, "I'm drawn to your incessant nagging?! Puh-lease!!! Has my torturing finally taken its toll and made you insane!! And you know that the "banging" bit came out all wrong! That's it! There's no deeper dirty meaning to it!" said Trish outrageously as she tried to shove him off his seat next to her.
Trish rolled her eyes, "I don't think there's anything intimate about me shoving my foot so far up your ass but then again... maybe it is intimate... my foot being a substitute for your misplaced sex toy," said Trish snickering.
OOC: You're a bad boy- a very bad boy! lol *whips* And why should I give you a taste of my innuendos? You should just be glad that I don't charge you to see them! I'd probably be Donald Trump rich if I did!
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