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Post by Tyler Dias on Apr 3, 2007 9:43:22 GMT -5
"Again with the 'BS', i don't talk that much nonsense! But it's only bullshit to you because you don't get me sometimes."
Choosing to be complacent, he continued in spite and shook his head to spray the droplets of her cider back in her face.
"If it wasn't any fun for me to be dead then why'd you try to kill me 50 times over? The machete, the dagger, the wand, i'm surprised there's not been an anvil dropped on me yet."
Wiping his forehead with the back of his hand, he smirked and jokingly wiped the dripping cider on Trish's cheek before jumping out of his seat so she couldn't hit him or do anything yet. She was pushing him off anyway and he was also partly covering that up because people from other tables were watching them and he cared about public image somewhere deep down inside.
"It came out all wrong but it still came out! denial...Not that i mind there wasn't any deeper dirtier meaning to it. Since when did i let you shove your foot up my ass anyway? Although i know you'd like that very much and are even admitting to your fantasies right now!"
He would've snickered too but she was and he forced himself to be different from her just for dramatic bickering effect. "I can't shove a sex toy in me unlike you, you know?"
ooc: well, being a bad boy is the life isn't it? (minus the whipping...) *is whipped*
yea hell you'd be that rich but you could charge other people? I'm sure they would pay more than me? and you should just love me like you did before when you were my mom.
rotfl
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Apr 3, 2007 16:12:43 GMT -5
Post by Roxanne Carter on Apr 3, 2007 16:12:43 GMT -5
Roxy slammed down her fork in frustration. "Great, now I've lost my appetite thanks to you two.." she groaned, procieding to plug her ears and scream "lalalalalala" dramatically so she wouldn't have to listen to them anymore. She grinning as she watched them continue to bicker, and now throw food around at eachother. "Oh why don't you just admit you love eachother and get married already?" she suggested, backing off a little for the fear of being smacked.
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Apr 3, 2007 19:06:10 GMT -5
Post by Patricia Tran on Apr 3, 2007 19:06:10 GMT -5
"Oh I get you perfectly fine! I just think your thinking is bullshit!" said Trish ignoring the flying droplets of apple cider that got on her.
"And I didn't kill you fifty times over! It was 14 times! There's a diff! But if you keep it up, it will reach 50! An anvil? Hmm... that's a good idea! Oh and you forgot the guillotine! I tried to kill you with that too!" added Trish wiping her cheek of apple cider and glaring at Ty annoyed while she whipped out her wand to clean herself off, "Scourgify!" she whispered harshly and the apple cider that got on her disappeared.
"Denial?! Hah, you wish! And yes, I admit I would like to shove my foot up your ass but only to cause you extreme physical pain and nothing more! And being the horrible person that I am, I'd make you clean any crap that got stuck on my shoe from being up your ass!" Trish exclaimed which attracted strange stares from everybody in the Main Hall, but Trish didn't care.
Trish gasped at Ty's comment of her using a sex toy, and said, "You can too shove a sex toy if I can shove my foot up your ass! And how would you know if I need a sex toy? You've been stalking me?!"said Trish with a smirk. "I mean- I know you have a bit of a thing for me but do I need to file a restraining order on you now?"
Trish turned to Roxy shocked, "Me?! Marry him?! Absolutely not! I'd kill him on our honeymoon if we're even lucky enough to get there as a couple! Why don't you marry him since you're so anxious to marry him off?!"
OOC: I could charge others, but I think I'll be a gold digging mum and charge you out of tough love!
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Apr 3, 2007 19:29:26 GMT -5
Post by Maddie -Kylie- Harrison on Apr 3, 2007 19:29:26 GMT -5
ooc: sorry to butt in but i must agree with Roxy (god thats weird calling her that!!) that licking thing seriously counts as engaement. =D
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Apr 3, 2007 19:32:01 GMT -5
Post by Roxanne Carter on Apr 3, 2007 19:32:01 GMT -5
ooc: yay! finally someone agrees.. thank you maddie  now, looks like we have a wedding to plan! |
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Apr 3, 2007 19:39:45 GMT -5
Post by Maddie -Kylie- Harrison on Apr 3, 2007 19:39:45 GMT -5
ooc: Hahaha. should i join this thread or not. hmmm. i supose its time for me to meet new people.............or people at all in this case....
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Apr 3, 2007 19:49:58 GMT -5
Post by Patricia Tran on Apr 3, 2007 19:49:58 GMT -5
OOC: NO WEDDING!!! You guys aren't gonna be the bridesmaids to plan it! Heck, there ain't gonna be a wedding in the first place! And the licking was Daph's doing not mine!!!!
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Apr 3, 2007 19:58:41 GMT -5
Post by Maddie -Kylie- Harrison on Apr 3, 2007 19:58:41 GMT -5
ooc: i thought it was hot. dammit trish now im going to have wet dreams about it!!
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Apr 3, 2007 20:03:22 GMT -5
Post by Patricia Tran on Apr 3, 2007 20:03:22 GMT -5
OOC: That's your own damn sick mind's fault! Wait- how the heck is one little lick on the cheek gonna give you wet dreams?!
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Apr 3, 2007 20:05:48 GMT -5
Post by Maddie -Kylie- Harrison on Apr 3, 2007 20:05:48 GMT -5
ooc: Trish, im maddie! how the hell is it NOT gonna give me wet dreams?! you know me! welll sorta-ish
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Apr 3, 2007 20:10:53 GMT -5
Post by Patricia Tran on Apr 3, 2007 20:10:53 GMT -5
OOC: lol.. I know, but were the lick elsewhere I might have understood...but it's just on the cheek... and I only licked whip cream and pie filling off and- ooohhh I see.... lol... Well, we better stop talking in OOC in a-not-OOC-board!
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Apr 3, 2007 20:34:22 GMT -5
Post by Maddie -Kylie- Harrison on Apr 3, 2007 20:34:22 GMT -5
Maddie stepped into the Main Hall and silently admired the flurry of activities that surrounded her. She gaped in awe of the food-filled tables. There were so many different varieties to choose from, not to mention how much of it there was. She stood there a few minutes longer before spotting what she hoped to be friendly group of students.
She walked across the hall toward their table, her timid footsteps echoing on the stone floor. (OOC: least i hope its stone. ha ha) When she finally reached their table she gave them a shy smile and hid behind her dark curtain of bangs. She cleared her throat uncertainly before speaking. "Hi, I'm Maddie..." she shifted her weight from uncomfortably. Meeting new people had never been one of her strong points.
ooc: hot damn I'm rusty
and you guys scare me with your long posts! *shudder*
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Apr 3, 2007 21:06:21 GMT -5
Post by Patricia Tran on Apr 3, 2007 21:06:21 GMT -5
Trish noticed a fellow kinrick that approached them so she pushed Ty out of the way so she could greet the girl, "Hey Maddie! I'm Trish and welcome! Come sit!" said Trish patting a seat next to her. "Here have some pie!"
OOC: UGH! I know what you mean! I hate introductions! And you're not rusty!
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Apr 3, 2007 21:37:08 GMT -5
Post by Tyler Dias on Apr 3, 2007 21:37:08 GMT -5
"What the..."
He would've cussed but it was pointless and he was more tired from the insistance of marriage with Trish than ever, moving over as Trish pushed him aside.
"I forgot the guillotine and you forgot you used a chainsaw as well. There were just too many things you've used, how can i count that it was 14 times!? It was more like 50, including that whip stashed somewhere for god knows what purposes."
This time he grinned and scourgified himself again, going over to be next to Roxy because she wasn't going to scream, stab or throw food at him. At the same time, he wanted to ask Trish how she could waste her precious grub on him.
"And i'm not going to let you shove your foot up my ass Trish, quit dreaming about me having a thing for you. I'd rather stalk someone else though?"
The topic was going all over the place and he thought of just leaving Trish to her fellow kinrick friend, sitting down beside Roxy now and still only acknowledging Maddie's arrival with nothing more than a nod.
"Oh Trish, they just want to marry or something but they've definitely gotten the wrong people. Roxy can go plan someone else's wedding however way she wants."
Waving a hand dismissively to Roxy, he picked up her fork and piled her plate whilst rolling his eyes. "Trish and i are so sorry we ruined your appetite."
ooc: HELL NO! NO MARRIAGE! yea right you're rusty but i hate introductions too..lol
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Apr 4, 2007 14:52:14 GMT -5
Post by Patricia Tran on Apr 4, 2007 14:52:14 GMT -5
“Oh yeah! The chainsaw and the whip! And I think there might have been a wood chipper too! Indeed, I used lots of weapons in my armory… Fine 50 times it is!” said Trish giving in and slicing a piece of pie for Maddie and placing it delicately on a plate in front of Mads.
“Whoa- who said you were going to let me shove my foot up your ass? More like I’ll ass rape you by shoving it up your ass without any permission, so you better keep an eye out for me. Never know when’ll strike,” Trish cut a piece of pie from her own plate and continued eating, savoring the taste with her eyes closed, “Hmm… great pie.”
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now, looks like we have a wedding to plan!