Post by Patricia Tran on Jul 17, 2011 2:51:21 GMT -5
Mackenzie- I <3 your hard work and dedication that shows in your costume!
I just came back from seeing HP 7 Part 2. It will be the most memorable night for me not just because the movie was so epic, but rather the embarrassing moment that followed shortly after it when I went running into the nearest restroom stall... This is an embarrassing toilet story, so please stop reading if you're squeamish about reading other people's embarrassment... In this case, my embarrassment and shame.
I drank a 16.9 fl oz bottle of Lipton tea earlier and stupidly did not go to the restroom before the movie began and ended up holding my bladder from the beginning to the end of the movie. I would have left to go to the bathroom at the beginning, but after finding my seat through a sea of people with a buddy, I refused to move through a row of seated people again.
Anyway, like I said before, I ran into the nearest restroom stall, realized that there weren't any disposable tissue paper seat covers, but had the case of the fuck-its and did my business without it... Then I realized there wasn't any toilet paper as I was doing my business...So I knocked on the stall next to me and loudly asked over flushing toilets, "Can I please have some toilet paper?"
So there's the awkward moment of the stall neighbor unrolling toilet paper, trying to hand it to me under the stall, only to end up dropping it on the floor...-_-
In the meanwhile, my buddy and other people in the lobby can hear me ask the awkward question and are snickering in amusement at my misfortune. I tell Kenny and Josh (my movie buddies for the night) my misfortune, Kenny tells me he heard me along with other people in the lobby... I ask him, "You can hear me? And you recognized my voice?" to which he responds with, "Well, I didn't want to assume, but yeah people definitely heard you out here." I respond with, "I'm so going to sue Regal Cinema." He says sarcastically, "Well, that just doesn't scream frivolous lawsuit." And I say, "People have won for a lot less. Drinks are on me when I'm legal and rich."
I just came back from seeing HP 7 Part 2. It will be the most memorable night for me not just because the movie was so epic, but rather the embarrassing moment that followed shortly after it when I went running into the nearest restroom stall... This is an embarrassing toilet story, so please stop reading if you're squeamish about reading other people's embarrassment... In this case, my embarrassment and shame.
I drank a 16.9 fl oz bottle of Lipton tea earlier and stupidly did not go to the restroom before the movie began and ended up holding my bladder from the beginning to the end of the movie. I would have left to go to the bathroom at the beginning, but after finding my seat through a sea of people with a buddy, I refused to move through a row of seated people again.
Anyway, like I said before, I ran into the nearest restroom stall, realized that there weren't any disposable tissue paper seat covers, but had the case of the fuck-its and did my business without it... Then I realized there wasn't any toilet paper as I was doing my business...So I knocked on the stall next to me and loudly asked over flushing toilets, "Can I please have some toilet paper?"
So there's the awkward moment of the stall neighbor unrolling toilet paper, trying to hand it to me under the stall, only to end up dropping it on the floor...-_-
In the meanwhile, my buddy and other people in the lobby can hear me ask the awkward question and are snickering in amusement at my misfortune. I tell Kenny and Josh (my movie buddies for the night) my misfortune, Kenny tells me he heard me along with other people in the lobby... I ask him, "You can hear me? And you recognized my voice?" to which he responds with, "Well, I didn't want to assume, but yeah people definitely heard you out here." I respond with, "I'm so going to sue Regal Cinema." He says sarcastically, "Well, that just doesn't scream frivolous lawsuit." And I say, "People have won for a lot less. Drinks are on me when I'm legal and rich."
